Types of Jokes

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Only in Arkansas

(Rumor was that this story was an actual article from an Arkansas newspaper. We later learned that’s not true.)

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Corporate Sociology 101: The Two Cow Explanation

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

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How to Tell You’re Having a Bad Day

Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell’s Angels.

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Playing for your supper

A mangy looking guy goes into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. The waiter shakes his head and says, “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.”

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The Woman’s Dictionary

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

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The Cat Diary

DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

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Letter From Grandma

I got a letter from Grandma the other day.

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Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats

Stray cats will not be fed. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.

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