Types of Jokes

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Tips for Northerner Moving South

Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

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A Cheap Porsche

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche.

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You know you are from Northern Vermont when…

You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating during a blizzard.

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Questions at a Kiosk

Actual Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff

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An amazing pet

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.

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Noah Today

The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet.

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How to give your cat a pill

Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and […]

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Signs – Lost in the Translation

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

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