Category: Types of Jokes

  • How to write a College Paper

    Note: In later life, can be modified to help you do your taxes.

  • Kids on Marriage

    How do you decide who to marry?

  • Translating Project Terms

    They Say: Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties. They Mean: We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else.

  • Tourist Guide

    Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross a mid-western state such as Wisconsin, Tourism Councils have adopted a new policy. In an effort to help outsiders understand the rural Midwest, the following list will be handed to each person as they enter the state.

  • Kinder, Gentler Ways to Question Someone’s Intelligence

    A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few cans short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead […]

  • It’s Hard to Fool Mother

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

  • Actual 911 Calls

    Caller: “I’d like to make a unanimous complaint, so don’t use my name.”

  • The Rookie

    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.