Category: Types of Jokes

  • Life Science

    These comments come from “actual” test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by elementary thru college students and compiled at the NEA Life Sciences Symposium, Kansas. Please note that the original spelling has been left intact.

  • Convincing the Judge

    A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”

  • Golf in Heaven

    Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.

  • Use of the Car

    A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him

  • The Love Boat

    Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says. “How so?” his friend asks.

  • Strolling Throught the Cemetery

    Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

  • Fishing Without a License

    A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

  • I Want a Divorce!

    A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.