Category: Types of Jokes
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Wooden Spoons
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.”
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Faithful
An old couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
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Kids!
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
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The Modern Toolbox
Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one’s enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.
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Student Bloopers
From Richard Lederer, author of Anguished English Certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States.
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Great Job!
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
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Questions and Answers
Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.
