Category: Types of Jokes
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It’s a Killer
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
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Diapers
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
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New & Improved State Mottos!
Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong! Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
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Test Answers from Arkansas
Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students… Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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You Must Believe
It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region. One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray
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Not Playing Fair
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
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More You Might Be a Redneck If….
You think the stock market has a fence around it. Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
