Types of Jokes

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Regional Differences

Zoos are different in the North and South. In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that

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His Favorite Cookie

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

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My Wife Thinks I’m God

The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”

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The Train Ride

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little pale and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”

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Tradition

During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.

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Neighbors

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?” “Not today,” Ray replied, “I have to make soup.”

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The Wonder

The little 6 year old boy moved to Mississippi with his family. Mom decided to take him for a walk in the woods shortly after they arrived. The little boy looked all around in wonder. He had always lived in the city and had never seen so many trees in one place.

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Frugal

Sven and Lena lived on a lake in Northern Minnesota. It was near the end of winter, and spring was just beginning. Sven asked Lena if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general store to pick him up some tobacco.

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