Answers are at the bottom. No fair cheating unless you are a politician under oath.
Pondering Jokes
Useful English System Unit Conversions
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
Daffynitions
Every year the Washington Post conducts a contest in which readers are asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some of this year’s winners:
Paradoxes
From George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.
Counter Proverbs
– Actions speak louder than words. -or- The pen is mightier than the sword.
More Signs
Spotted in the toilet of a London office: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”
Natural Laws
“The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.