Pondering Jokes

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Demonstrating Attitude Part I

I can see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

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Signs You Are Watching a Bad Financial News Show

Host urges viewers to invest in his daughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

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She Said It

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.

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New Words

AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes.

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Why, Oh Why?

When they invented the Internet, why did they decide to use “w-w-w” when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say?

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The Wonderful English Language

We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

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Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

(George Burns) When you like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.

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Random Ponderings

Steven Wright What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

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