I can see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

Host urges viewers to invest in his daughter’s Girl Scout cookies.

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.

AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes.

When they invented the Internet, why did they decide to use “w-w-w” when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say?

We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

(George Burns) When you like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.

Steven Wright What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?