Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down and went to sleep.

At minus 90 degrees Fahrenheit the moisture in your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

(George Carlin) Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Note: The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had had it “in the old days.” Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below.

Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low.