Pondering Jokes

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Elementary, Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down and went to sleep.

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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…

At minus 90 degrees Fahrenheit the moisture in your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.

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The 12 Rules of Life

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

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Alternative Meanings

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

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You know you’ve been out of college too long when…

Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

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Deep Thoughts

(George Carlin) Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

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In My Day

Note: The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had had it “in the old days.” Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below.

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Today’s Stock Market Terminology

Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low.

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