Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down and went to sleep.
Pondering Jokes
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…
At minus 90 degrees Fahrenheit the moisture in your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.
The 12 Rules of Life
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
Alternative Meanings
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
You know you’ve been out of college too long when…
Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Deep Thoughts
(George Carlin) Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
In My Day
Note: The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had had it “in the old days.” Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below.
Today’s Stock Market Terminology
Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low.