Pondering Jokes

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Stock Market Terminology for Dummies

Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.

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More Definitions

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

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You’re Getting Old When…

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

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Now That I Am Older, Here’s What I’ve Discovered

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

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The Mysteries of the English Language

There’s no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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The Wisdom of Will Rogers

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

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You know you live in Florida when

A friend in Florida sent this to us to show it will take more than a few hurricanes to destroy their sense of humor

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Feeling Old?

Just in case you weren’t feeling old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of the year’s incoming freshmen.

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