Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

There’s no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

A friend in Florida sent this to us to show it will take more than a few hurricanes to destroy their sense of humor

Just in case you weren’t feeling old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of the year’s incoming freshmen.