Momentum Investing – The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.
Pondering Jokes
More Definitions
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
You’re Getting Old When…
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
Now That I Am Older, Here’s What I’ve Discovered
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
The Mysteries of the English Language
There’s no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
The Wisdom of Will Rogers
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
You know you live in Florida when
A friend in Florida sent this to us to show it will take more than a few hurricanes to destroy their sense of humor
Feeling Old?
Just in case you weren’t feeling old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of the year’s incoming freshmen.