If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Pondering Jokes
More One-Liners
They call it “PMS” because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken. The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
Little Known Psychological Afflictions
Elevitis: The compulsive need to press already-lit elevator buttons.
V.I.P Pope
One day, while on a tour of America, the Pope’s chauffeured limousine pulled off the interstate and onto back roads so the Pontiff could get a better look at the U.S.A.
Burma Shave Signs
Do you remember Burma Shave signs along the highway?
Student Bloopers
From Richard Lederer, author of Anguished English Certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States.
The Reunion
An Irishman and an American were sitting in the bar at Shannon Airport.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.