A city slicker came upon two country folk balancing a long piece of lumber vertically on the ground, while a third fellow with a measuring tape climbed up on the lumber.
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon.
An Arkansas boy had moved away and made his fortune. When he retired, he returned home to spend the rest of his years hunting and fishing and build his retirement home. For the job he hired a local carpenter.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. They decided to have fun with the man. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a girly-man.”
A young man was hitchhiking down south and a farmer driving an old pickup truck stopped to give him a lift.
Your coworker has 8 body piercings, and none are visible.
Your Momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is on!”