A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?”
Four guys are driving cross-country together. Each man is from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and New York.
A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup truck when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below.
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South. We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam administered by the University of Arkansas Engineering Department:
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
After having their 11th child, an Alabama coupled decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.
An Amish lady is heading home in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
An older Jewish couple was starting on a vacation, but it soon became obvious that their habit of arguing over everything was not taking a break.