Redneck Jokes

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Tourist Guide

Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross a mid-western state such as Wisconsin, Tourism Councils have adopted a new policy. In an effort to help outsiders understand the rural Midwest, the following list will be handed to each person as they enter the state.

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You Know You’re from Alabama When…

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports.

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Redneck Family Tree

Many many years ago
when I was twenty-three,

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Southern Advice

If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:

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Martha Stewart’s Tips for RedNecks

IN GENERAL

Never take a beer to a job interview.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

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The Redneck Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Little Rock to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

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You Must Not Be a Redneck if…

You think barbecue is a verb meaning, “to cook outside.”
You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

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Helpful Cow

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled. He got out and raised the hood.

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