An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
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Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students… Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
You think the stock market has a fence around it. Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
Zoos are different in the North and South. In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that