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The Trade

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.

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In the Beginning

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

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Which Denomination?

A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each, of course, believed it would be their own.

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Things You Never Hear in Church

Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.

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Computers Down

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer’s down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. What’ll it be?”

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The Initiation

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest tells them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

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Young & Inexperienced

A young preacher who was new to the community was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a graveside service at a small country cemetery.

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Church and State

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard.

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