Religious Jokes

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A Busy Bar

Duffy is tending bar one Monday when two nuns walk in. “Sisters, I’m surprised to see you two here.”

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The Lord Will Save Me

During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rose so high in one town that the national guard evacuated all the residents. One man stayed behind, however, and when the water was waist-high, two national guardsmen in a motorboat passed his house, checking for people left behind.

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A Message from God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.

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Letter From Grandma

I got a letter from Grandma the other day.

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Catholic Horses

Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

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You might be Southern Baptist if…

You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven when you die.

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You’re Under Arrest

Two cars are waiting at a stoplight. The light turns green, but the man in front doesn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them.

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Noah Today

The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet.

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