It has been determined that, contrary to conventional wisdom, having a romantic liaison before participating in an athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete’s abilities.
Sports Jokes
Golf in Heaven
Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.
Fishing Without a License
A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
Good Golfer
George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway.
A Very Special Ball
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off when a man runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!”
The Final Exam
Please feel free to substitute the name of your most hated college rival
Kicking Myself
Bob was playing soccer with his local team.
Judging Olympic men’s figure skating
It is the Olympic men’s figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.