Category: Sports Jokes

It has been determined that, contrary to conventional wisdom, having a romantic liaison before participating in an athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete’s abilities.

Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that he will find out and get back to him in a few days.

A man is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway.

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off when a man runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!”

Please feel free to substitute the name of your most hated college rival

Bob was playing soccer with his local team.

It is the Olympic men’s figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.