Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.

He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.

God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. (This rule also applies to mixed drinks. Example: rum and diet coke)