Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
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Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers
He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
Top Ten Signs Your New Car is a Lemon
Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve
God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified
Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Top Ten Ten Rules of Dieting
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. (This rule also applies to mixed drinks. Example: rum and diet coke)
