After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, “What is two and two?”

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

St Peter is standing at Heaven’s gate when a man walks up.

You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.

In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

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