Category: Work Jokes
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The Boss’s Vacation
RE: ITINERARY FOR BOSS’S VACATION AS SUBMITTED BY EMPLOYEES
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Workplace Theft
A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory where there had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift. Every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being […]
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Unproductive Time
NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of Miscellaneous Unproductive Time.
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Employee Evaluations
I would not allow this employee to breed.
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New Work Rules
SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are well enough to go to the doctor, you are well enough to come to work.
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Letter of Recommendation
While working with Mr. Smith, I have always found him working studiously and sincerely at his table without gossiping with colleagues in the office.
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Low Wages
A man owned a small farm in West Texas.
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American Management
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
