A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, “Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?”
A wealthy woman is giving a garden party with several well-to-do guests attending.
A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He thinks about stepping out for a smoke, only to realize he’s lost his cigarettes. Then he sees it — in the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a bump.
Catherine, an RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Manager asked the hot-shot young Engineer, fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
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