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  • In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
  • If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
  • Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
  • The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
  • The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  • Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Thanks, George in Montgomery, AL

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