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More You Might Be a Redneck if…

Your Momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is on!”

The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Your Mother has been involved in a fist fight w/the high school prinicipal.

You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

Your Brother-in-law is your Uncle.

None of your shirts quite cover your stomach, and it’s not because you are Britney.

You consider “Outdoor Life” deep reading.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting of Elvis on black velvet.

Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos.”

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