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Your Momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is on!" The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Your Mother has been involved in a fist fight w/the high school prinicipal. You\'ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill. Your Brother-in-law is your Uncle. None of your shirts quite cover your stomach, and it\'s not because you are Britney. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting of Elvis on black velvet. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."