Joke of the Day
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins.
Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home.
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.