Joke of the Day
Help Wanted
A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”
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Bruised old man
Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins.
Negotiating a trip home
Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home.
I can’t hear you
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
Known by the Company You Keep
Marvin was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
I would do anything to pass this exam
A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.
A tough shot
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
Professionals
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a very slight, very tight bikini strolled by.
Preparing for an Emergency Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
The Remote
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
