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Helicopter Lessons

A blonde received a gift certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.

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The Good Book

A church pastor was walking along when he spotted a member of his church. “John” he said, “you look miserable! What has happened to you?”

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Thoughtful Husband

A man asked his wife, “If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?”

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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

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The Boss’s Vacation

RE: ITINERARY FOR BOSS’S VACATION AS SUBMITTED BY EMPLOYEES

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Henry Ford & God

Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy, and your invention… the assembly line for the automobile… has changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want.”

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Daffynitions

Every year the Washington Post conducts a contest in which readers are asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some of this year’s winners:

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The Talking Dog

This guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

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Little Johnny Meets the Bishop

Little Johnny’s father was a rector in a small church. When the bishop came to visit, Little Johnny became very excited.

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Tell Me Your Problems

A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and hiding his right hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist’s office and nervously exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help right away.”

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