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The Initiation

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest tells them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks.” The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

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Special Day

Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”

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Sharing

A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.

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Predicting the Weather

Did you hear about the TV weatherman who, despite his training and sparkling credentials, ran into a terrible unlucky streak?

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Tragic Death

A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead.

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Cell Phone Gift

Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary.

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Smart Pills

A blonde signs up for research project testing “smart” pills.

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Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work

Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.

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Family Tradition

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.

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Flying Directions

A helicopter pilot is flying to Seattle, and hits a pea-soup-thick fog bank. He’s completely disoriented, and flies blindly around until he spies the top few floors of an office building. He pulls up real close to it, and gets the attention of a woman sitting at her desk.

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