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What Day Is It?

“What’s the date today?” asked the blonde riding on the subway.

“I don’t know,” replied a fellow commuter. “You’ve got a newspaper in your hands … why don’t you look at the date on it?”

“Why, that won’t do any good,” the blonde huffed. “It’s yesterday’s paper!”.

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