A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to. Each, of course, believed it would be their own.
The Baptist preacher declared: “He would obviously be Baptist! We’re so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on earth. He’d join us in a heartbeat!”
The Presbyterian minister stated: “Not so! He’d be a Presbyterian! We do everything properly and in order, and give the Glory to God, just like He did. He’d join us immediately!”
The Lutheran pastor sat silent for a minute. Then he stated: “Y’all each have some good points, I must admit. But He’d never change.”