More You Might Be a Redneck If….
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
- Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- Your Momma has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
- You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned…and they are still parked outside.
- Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
- You burn your front yard rather than mow it.
- Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother from the law for a few
- You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas waiting for cousin Betty Sue.
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