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A Jamaican guy is at the Gates of Heaven. St.Peter says, “I’ll have to ask you three questions before I can let you in.”

Jamaican: No problem

St Peter: Which days of the week start with the letter “T?”

Jamaican: Today and tomorrow.

St.Peter: Well,that wasn’t really the answer I was looking for, but I’ll give it to you. 2nd question, how many seconds are there in a year?

Jamaican: Twelve.

St.Peter: How do you arrive at twelve?

Jamaican: 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of…..

St.Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour?

Jamaican: Andy.

St.Peter: Good Lord man, don’t you read the Bible?

Jamaican: Yes,but every time mi guh a church dem sing:

Andy he walks with me,
Andy he talks with me,
Andy he tells me I am his own….

Thanks, Mamie in Canada

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