Top Ten Signs Your New Car is a Lemon
- Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
- The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
- The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
- The rear-view mirror says, “Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk.”
- The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
- Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you’re taking.
- The sticker on the windshield says, “Batteries Not Included.”
- You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.
- You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
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