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Escape!

Trying to escape a fire, Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde climb to the roof of a burning building.

Meanwhile, firefighters gather on the street below, holding a blanket for the women to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”

The Brunette screws up her courage and jumps off the building. Just as she is about the hit the blanket, SWISH! The firemen yank the net away, and she slams into the sidewalk.

“C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!’ say the firemen to the Redhead.

“Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!” says the Redhead.

“No! It’s Brunettes we can’t stand! We’re OK with Redheads!”

“OK” says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! Again, the firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady lands hard on the pavement.

Then, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.

Again, the firemen yell “Jump! You have to jump!”

“No way! You’re just gonna pull the blanket away!” yelled the Blonde.

“No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away!”

“Look,” the Blonde says, “nothing you say is gonna convince me that you’re not gonna pull the blanket away!

So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . .”.

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