Questions and Answers
Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.
Q: What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth?
A: A liar.
Q: What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A: A breeding-heart liberal.
Q: If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?
Q: How can you tell when a politician is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a corrupt lawyer?