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Top 10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work

  1. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
  2. I was working smarter — not harder.
  3. Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.
  4. Oh, I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
  5. I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance.
  6. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
  7. I’m actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at that seminar you made me attend.
  8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
  9. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  10. Geez, boss, I thought you were gone for the day.

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