Useful Phrases for High Stress Days

  • Do I really look like a people person?
  • Can I trade this job for what\'s behind door #2?
  • And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?
  • I\'m not crazy, I\'ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
  • I\'m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.