Useful Phrases for High Stress Days
Do I really look like a people person?
- Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
- And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be…?
- I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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